"You should be more conscious when you are sleeping"
-Isabella Hatkoff (June 2010) on the breaking a pinky promise by her dad who was a sleeping
"You can't solve a problem with the same kind of thinking that created it."
-Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
"Give a dog a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a dog to fish, feed him for a lifetime."
- Walter the Farting Dog
"Wouldn't it make more sense to read the legislation before approve you it? It's like asking the architect to design the house after it is already built."